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joemccarthyblues:

hangama:

a month ago i tried lighting a cigarette in the dark before school and i was lighting the filter and i didnt know it and i got so fucking pissed at everything until i came home and looked at the cigarette and realized that i was an idiot

Don’t worry it could be worse. That’s a wasted cigarette but so is the one that I walked into school with one morning Junior year. I was walking my bike into school and I didn’t realize that damn thing was still in my mouth, I was off somewhere else in my mind until my friend came up to me, asked me what the fuck I was doing and knocked it out my mouth. I’m just so glad I didn’t run into any administrators that morning. 

you could still smok the ciggy and rip off the filter. i always do this when i am absurdly drunk